- "ACCELERATE you idiot!!"

- "No thanks. Those things'll kill ya!

- Your "laminar mixing" is not welcome 'round these parts! If you have any sense, you'll turn around and haul that square arse of yours...

- Watch it Buzz!! Some lunar tick is messing with your space suit.

Franky fluorescene fails to reach an excited state - I don't understand. This has never happened to me before!

Alan gets caught cheating on his wife. - AHA! I knew it!!

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